Geech by Jerry Bittle for December 08, 2023

The next time either of them picks up a woman, will be the first time.

The blonde and redhead at the other end of the bar are available.

I thought they were just here for the beer.

I have heard that the difference between a " fox " and a " dog " is three drinks ? : )

Well, if you do get lucky, it will be because the ladies have lowered their standards too.

Hard to get ugly drinking American beer.. sick is about the best one can do.

I used to laugh at the ‘70’s open shirted, gold chains men who would wait till last call to ask if they could buy me a drink. Pick up bars were horrible. Good to avoid.