The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 09, 2011

So can cabbage, broccoli, and zucchini…

“Potato” also doesn’t have a C in its name, or doubled letters.

However, “cabbage” doesn’t have three syllables.

And unlike the others, “Carrot Top” doesn’t stay fresh for any amount of time.

Carrot top is about as funny as a crutch.

Wow, tough crowd. I saw CT do his prop comic routine and it did have funny parts.

Carrot Top is really weird looking.

Slam city. Way people slam him so much you’d think he was Charlie Sheen of comedy

Let us not forget that a zucchini is actually a fruit.

It’s all in the props. He must spend a lot of time and money on some of them.

in my best Arnie voice: “It’s not a tuber!”

Which is why it isn’t unique up there, Bluewolfmike?

Carrot Top, Dennis Miller and Gallagher - now appearing exclusively on “Red Eye”

Carrot Top is sometimes mildly amusing when you see him the first time. But not after that. He is motivational, however. He gets your heart going as you wildly search for the remote to change the channel.

Great observations, Coyoty! It just goes to show that many times there can be more than one “correct” answer.