Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 03, 2020

Yes, where? Where would he find a ka-co-pilot?

i don’t like where this is ka-going…..how do we know e.t. isn’t some intergalactic gourmand doing research for his new galactic tome “how to serve man?”the ripster could wind up in the stew pot simmering on low smothered in onions and garlic…..why do i suspect this?….e.t. has developed a taste for pancakes!!!….yeah….i know…….salt and pepper to taste…

I can think of more prosaic objections to this plot, although they would be far more fun for Dan T.

Rip will copilot a ship that travels faster than light to a distant world. There, Rip has lots of fun adventures, such as introducing pancakes to the local culture. Then, Rip returns to earth traveling faster than light and so gets back before he left so he is able to confound the skull rocket launch before it happens.

By the way, does anyone know why the launch of that rocket was a bad thing? Were they trying to loft an additional shopping channel satellite, voiced only by Scots, into orbit?

He needs a KA-PILOT!

The only way the blue meanie could fit into that thing is lying down, which leaves little room for another one. Or maybe the perspective is off. I dunno.

What? Rip going on an outer space adventure to a planet full of aliens?

There could be a “Rip” in space soon! With females that look a lot like Breezy and Cobra on a new planet?

Will he change his name to Rip Hunter?

KA-Flash! Ahhhhhh….Rip’ll save everyone of us!

Please don’t sue me Queen

This looks like a job (KA-JOB!) for Rip Haywire!

Rip Haywire in space? Sounds good to me!

Um… Is there a mirror nearby, Rip?

Who was his co-pilot? Buckaroo Banzai?