Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 04, 2020

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    GreasyOldTam  about 4 years ago

    The planets are worried about terrorists?

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    jagedlo  about 4 years ago

    I hope that she has Odor Eaters in her shoes when she’s taking them off!

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 4 years ago

    yep – taking off them shoes can be a real pain, but not just for you – the rest of us on interplanetary travel want to be sure there are no ‘unidentified smells’ emanating from unknown areas. my pet peeve is having to be groped when the ‘machine’ is down or not working right.

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    mfrasca  about 4 years ago

    They say it’s nice this time of year on Jupiter,

    Except for the meteors (if you don’t mind the meteors)

    - Schnier / Garvey / Derhak

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    sundogusa  about 4 years ago

    Next time you get to Mars, say Hi to Bob for me. Thanks!

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    ChessPirate  about 4 years ago

    We lose more Interplanetary Security Agents that way… ☺

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    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    Truth, Broomie. I don’t even fly much if at all anymore just here on Terra for mostly the same reasons. It’s become too unpleasant in so many ways….

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    silverclaw33  about 4 years ago

    One guy tried to light his shoe on fire one time and this is what we get. We’re just lucky everybody forgot about the guy that tried to light his underwear on fire.

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    cuzinron47  about 4 years ago

    And you have all that space to navigate through.

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    banjinshiju  about 4 years ago

    And the repeated cavity searches (known as probings by UFO fans), were murder!

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    GiantShetlandPony  about 4 years ago

    Anything less than 6 hours I tend to drive. Mostly as the time getting to the airport, the time waiting at the airport, the time waiting for luggage, yeah, might as well drive. Anything further, flying becomes more doable, depending on why I’m going some where. If I have all the time in the world, I prefer the camper.

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    GiantShetlandPony  about 4 years ago

    I only fly if it’s more than 6 hours away by car and depending why I’m going. Anything less than 6 hours I can pretty much drive there in the same time it takes me to get to the airport, check in, wait, fly, wait for the luggage on the other side, pick up (drop off on the way back) a rental car.

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    clayface9 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    How long does it take to fly to Pluto on a broom?

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