Becca and Susan are about to get a butter knife between the ribs. It’s the Valley Modified way. We also learn that Corina is a mutant – all her fingers are the same length. Maybe she’s a great catcher because that gives her extra room inside the mitt?
In all reality , Thayer wasn’t in the weight room all Summer , he was on the Juice. His body has been chemically enhanced by the roids he’s been pounding down .
See, she keeps proving what a huge delinquent she is, with that edgy joke about “burying bodies”.
Annnnd, we gots football. So is the story going to be about these two guys lusting after Thayer? Should be interesting. Since he apparently changed his physique over the summer, are they going to call him New Thayer?
Wow!…are they actually gonna’ get to covering sports? There hasn’t been any real sports since before the Mayor, unless you count that asinine ‘ragtag’ game
I’m confused (again). When they approached CK, it was a dark haired girl and a skinny guy with a backward baseball hat. He apparently morphed into a curly hair female. Are we reading about X-Kids, Transformers, or Transexuals? At Christmas will we go to a Trans-Siberia Concert?
P3- Mac Davis’ grandson and Funky Winkerbean join the Milford Football Mudlarks, ready to play their part in North Milford 40. Years ago, there was steroid topic I think involving Cody Exner. I bet RubHam can provide details.
Oh wow, didn’t realize it at first, but CK’s comment about “burying a couple of bodies” is a threat to kill the orientation hosts? This should get her sent back to Valley Modified before lunch. And speaking of lunch, you should have finished it by now, so for dessert, how about some nice warm Mopped Up Thorp?
P 2.5: “…Yes!…we can help you with all that stuff, but first, you need to purchase an elevator pass…we happen to have some with us…because you are new here, it’s only 25 dollars…”
seismic-2 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Becca and Susan are about to get a butter knife between the ribs. It’s the Valley Modified way. We also learn that Corina is a mutant – all her fingers are the same length. Maybe she’s a great catcher because that gives her extra room inside the mitt?
Charks about 4 years ago
Danger — Will Thayer.
TheBrownStarfish about 4 years ago
P1, Can you tell me how I’m supposed to fit any books in this mini backpack?
P2, You’re fitting in fine already with the giant hand, Corina. Send her to Mopman, he knows where all the bodies are buried.
P3, CJ is certainly missing out on prime material here.
Mr Reality about 4 years ago
In all reality , Thayer wasn’t in the weight room all Summer , he was on the Juice. His body has been chemically enhanced by the roids he’s been pounding down .
mgbbobby about 4 years ago
Yes. those StArroids
jslabotnik about 4 years ago
Talk to the Thorps. They hid the bodies of their kids years ago and no one says anything.
Mopman about 4 years ago
See, she keeps proving what a huge delinquent she is, with that edgy joke about “burying bodies”.
Annnnd, we gots football. So is the story going to be about these two guys lusting after Thayer? Should be interesting. Since he apparently changed his physique over the summer, are they going to call him New Thayer?
James St. John Smythe about 4 years ago
Will (new) Thayer could have been out on the golf course for all we know. We only were granted the one visit this summer.
Irish53 about 4 years ago
Wow!…are they actually gonna’ get to covering sports? There hasn’t been any real sports since before the Mayor, unless you count that asinine ‘ragtag’ game
Irish53 about 4 years ago
P 1.5: “….besides to tell you to not wear that silly backpack on orientation day?…”
seismic-2 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Gil Thayer is a spy for New Thayer, right? Has the New Thayer team been infiltrated by a player named Milt Ford?
twainreader about 4 years ago
I’m confused (again). When they approached CK, it was a dark haired girl and a skinny guy with a backward baseball hat. He apparently morphed into a curly hair female. Are we reading about X-Kids, Transformers, or Transexuals? At Christmas will we go to a Trans-Siberia Concert?
twainreader about 4 years ago
P-3: Yum, yum
bearwku82 about 4 years ago
P3- Mac Davis’ grandson and Funky Winkerbean join the Milford Football Mudlarks, ready to play their part in North Milford 40. Years ago, there was steroid topic I think involving Cody Exner. I bet RubHam can provide details.
michaeljwolff about 4 years ago
P1 — “So what can we do to be helpful?”
“Good question. Here . . . hold my rattlesnakes while I think about it.”
hifirick1953 about 4 years ago
Where’s Gil/Mimi?
cholly3 about 4 years ago
Did Will Thayer transfer from the rival school New Thayer?
Klubble about 4 years ago
Based upon the P3 comments, Gil and his faithful sidekick may be spending much more time in the showers.
Mopman about 4 years ago
Oh wow, didn’t realize it at first, but CK’s comment about “burying a couple of bodies” is a threat to kill the orientation hosts? This should get her sent back to Valley Modified before lunch. And speaking of lunch, you should have finished it by now, so for dessert, how about some nice warm Mopped Up Thorp?
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham about 4 years ago
And that’s a wrap!
cuttersjock about 4 years ago
…yawn…what happened the last 4 months? Did we get to Milford CC?
Irish53 about 4 years ago
P 2.5: “…Yes!…we can help you with all that stuff, but first, you need to purchase an elevator pass…we happen to have some with us…because you are new here, it’s only 25 dollars…”
cuttersjock about 4 years ago
Sorry, guys, had a covid death (my Mom) and just needed some distance.
cuttersjock about 4 years ago
This shit is real, wear your mask, don’t think it is a hoax. Horrible way to die…as alone as Moon
cuttersjock about 4 years ago
…I’ll get back full force soon, still a little raw