Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 02, 2020

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    seismic-2 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Becca and Susan are about to get a butter knife between the ribs. It’s the Valley Modified way. We also learn that Corina is a mutant – all her fingers are the same length. Maybe she’s a great catcher because that gives her extra room inside the mitt?

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    Charks  about 4 years ago

    Danger — Will Thayer.

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    TheBrownStarfish  about 4 years ago

    P1, Can you tell me how I’m supposed to fit any books in this mini backpack?

    P2, You’re fitting in fine already with the giant hand, Corina. Send her to Mopman, he knows where all the bodies are buried.

    P3, CJ is certainly missing out on prime material here.

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    Mr Reality  about 4 years ago

    In all reality , Thayer wasn’t in the weight room all Summer , he was on the Juice. His body has been chemically enhanced by the roids he’s been pounding down .

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    mgbbobby  about 4 years ago

    Yes. those StArroids

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    jslabotnik  about 4 years ago

    Talk to the Thorps. They hid the bodies of their kids years ago and no one says anything.

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    Mopman  about 4 years ago

    See, she keeps proving what a huge delinquent she is, with that edgy joke about “burying bodies”.

    Annnnd, we gots football. So is the story going to be about these two guys lusting after Thayer? Should be interesting. Since he apparently changed his physique over the summer, are they going to call him New Thayer?

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    James St. John Smythe  about 4 years ago

    Will (new) Thayer could have been out on the golf course for all we know. We only were granted the one visit this summer.

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    Irish53  about 4 years ago

    Wow!…are they actually gonna’ get to covering sports? There hasn’t been any real sports since before the Mayor, unless you count that asinine ‘ragtag’ game

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    Irish53  about 4 years ago

    P 1.5: “….besides to tell you to not wear that silly backpack on orientation day?…”

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    seismic-2 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Gil Thayer is a spy for New Thayer, right? Has the New Thayer team been infiltrated by a player named Milt Ford?

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    twainreader  about 4 years ago

    I’m confused (again). When they approached CK, it was a dark haired girl and a skinny guy with a backward baseball hat. He apparently morphed into a curly hair female. Are we reading about X-Kids, Transformers, or Transexuals? At Christmas will we go to a Trans-Siberia Concert?

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    twainreader  about 4 years ago

    P-3: Yum, yum

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    bearwku82  about 4 years ago

    P3- Mac Davis’ grandson and Funky Winkerbean join the Milford Football Mudlarks, ready to play their part in North Milford 40. Years ago, there was steroid topic I think involving Cody Exner. I bet RubHam can provide details.

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    michaeljwolff  about 4 years ago

    P1 — “So what can we do to be helpful?”

    “Good question. Here . . . hold my rattlesnakes while I think about it.”

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    hifirick1953  about 4 years ago

    Where’s Gil/Mimi?

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    cholly3  about 4 years ago

    Did Will Thayer transfer from the rival school New Thayer?

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    Klubble  about 4 years ago

    Based upon the P3 comments, Gil and his faithful sidekick may be spending much more time in the showers.

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    Mopman  about 4 years ago

    Oh wow, didn’t realize it at first, but CK’s comment about “burying a couple of bodies” is a threat to kill the orientation hosts? This should get her sent back to Valley Modified before lunch. And speaking of lunch, you should have finished it by now, so for dessert, how about some nice warm Mopped Up Thorp?

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  about 4 years ago

    And that’s a wrap!

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    cuttersjock  about 4 years ago

    …yawn…what happened the last 4 months? Did we get to Milford CC?

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    Irish53  about 4 years ago

    P 2.5: “…Yes!…we can help you with all that stuff, but first, you need to purchase an elevator pass…we happen to have some with us…because you are new here, it’s only 25 dollars…”

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    cuttersjock  about 4 years ago

    Sorry, guys, had a covid death (my Mom) and just needed some distance.

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    cuttersjock  about 4 years ago

    This shit is real, wear your mask, don’t think it is a hoax. Horrible way to die…as alone as Moon

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    cuttersjock  about 4 years ago

    …I’ll get back full force soon, still a little raw

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