Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for August 31, 2020

They can be “histoically” off centered.

Let’s just say she’s out of your league and leave it at that, Marmaduke!

There she goes with her nose in the air

Funny how love can be

Wonder why she pretends I’m not there

Funny how love can be, girl

Funny how love can be

There she is with that look in her eye

Hasn’t got time for me

Does she know how it’s making me cry?

Funny how love can be, girl

Marmaduke did you just get shut down ? Find another one to play with ;-)

But you have understood enough to stay married for as long as you have, Phil!

Women are difficult to read.

:-\

The age old mystery that men still haven’t solved since the beginning of time!

Marm, if you haven’t figured out that there is a time for everything under the sun, well …

They spend too much time looking in mirrors.

She thinks she’s too good for you, Marm!

Thank God you rarely see poodles trimmed that way outside of competition.

I can’t understand (or stand) poodles either.