Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 12, 2020

Everyone else is in black and white.

Must’ve snuck in past the cardboard cutout security guards.

The bathroom doors are locked.

If Norman and Ralph leave the area of cardboard cutouts, the overall IQ for that section of the stadium will triple.

Only Norman and Ralph would pull a stunt like this.

“You should have gone before we left!”

Go there. Who’s going to notice?

Very clever. However you also can’t get a dog and a beer….

From what I witnessed at the Big “A” in Anaheim, a couple of weeks back, just show off your middle-aged beer belly, in a faded, black T-shirt with sleeves cut off and jorts, and they’ll let you sit by Home Plate, the whole game!

Boy Ralph, I never knew you were such a bad guy? First trying to cheat the car pool lane. Now sneaking Norman into a Ball game! Shame on you!

On your way back, stop at the concession stand and bring me a cardboard cutout of a chili cheese dog and a beer.

My cutout is at Dodger Stadium. It hasn’t left early, either. (No pee breaks as well)

How did they get inside the NBA Bubble?

Finally, signs of life in the stands. Well, sort of.

Are they really doing this? I don’t watch sports on TV, except Formula 1, and THEY don’t do this.

How did they even get in? (My guess is Fagan isn’t too happy with how sports is being done now.)