In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for August 31, 2020

“The Toy That Fell to Earth”

What are the odds that upon re-entry it will land on a roof?

Major Tom to ground control.

Why does everything go back to Bowie?

Just flashed on “Dark Star”. Time to dust off the DVD.

“Hey! Bring it back!”

Action /reaction

The guy floating might be able to save himself if he throws the frisbee away from the shuttle at just the right angle

Good luck

And last astronaut…..

Who needs a frisbee? Without atmosphere, a rock will do every bit as well.

Wait for space junk?

Wave goodbye to Harry.

Thank goodness they still have a few astronauts left.

Orbital mechanics are weird and counter-intuitive, kinda like grabbing one of those flatbed dollies in the hardware store that steer like a motorboat instead of a car.

It’ll be found when someone reports a flying saucer.

Never mind he has the keys to the shuttle.