Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 13, 2011
May 12, 2011
May 14, 2011
Transcript:
Joe: OK... so what field of entertainment are you trying for? Danae: The fine art of being famous for being famous. Joe: Uh-huh... and how do you do that? Danae: The industry standard is to be the most obnoxious one on a reality show. Joe: Well, wearing sunglasses indoors is a good start. Danae: It's a B-list classic. You can't go wrong with tradition.
comicgos over 13 years ago
Traditiiiiiiooooooon, Tradition!
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Being on a reality show is one sure fire way of ensuring I won’t bother you, Danae. I wouldn’t want to know ya – wouldn’t want your autograph.
thirdguy over 13 years ago
And to think that kids used to dream of being Astronauts, or Pilots, or Scientists that discovered the cure for cancer. It’s a good thing that we have our priorities straight, and are cutting money from education.
roctor over 13 years ago
Get fast tracked by rehabs and the talk shows.
Varnes over 13 years ago
She looks like Jack Nickleson
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
Danae “the most obnoxious one” in any given group? Yeah, I can believe that…
KEA over 13 years ago
Thanx comicgos, now ‘Fiddler on the Roof’ is playing in my head.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
If I watched TV I’d see ads to tell me what reality shows are. That’s what ads are for, to tell you what things are. They’re not? Why watch them?They put ads in paperbacks, then hardcovers, now my Kindle. Did those guys with hammers and chisels inscribe play dates for Caesar’s Palace?
yuggib over 13 years ago
Dogsniff said, 27 minutes agoI’m baaaackOH! God!
ilsapadu over 13 years ago
She’s gonna be a fine celebrity.
bmonk over 13 years ago
You can also pick your parents wisely and make a raunchy videotape that goes viral. Of course, Danae needs to start about 6-8 years back for that method to work.
Possum Pete over 13 years ago
Are you listening Lil’ John???
bmonk over 13 years ago
I’m thinking Danae—Lena was more interested in other things, and obnoxiousness was more a by-product.
MatureCanadian over 13 years ago
I’ve lost my access to the site “home” so I’m days behind, anyone else having troubles? I miss my Danae fix daily!
Wiley, love the “Charlie Sheen” look-a-like, same attitude too, impressive or sad?