Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for August 31, 2020

Sorry I think all the good ones are taken already.

All they need to do is look for a medical expert that graduated from Enormous State U. I’m sure they can be bought for very little money, as no one is stupid enough to trust them.

That’s pretty much how any football organization — pro or college — selects a team physician.

Provided none of them are busy trying to find a cure.

How about those witch doctors in the video from a few weeks ago? The one where the speaker claims that world leaders are actually lizards in human suits.

Did I miss ESU leaving the Big 10?

Hmmm, with some conferences already saying they’ll do football in the Spring, what’s the impact going to be to scholarships for the athlete-students? Especially if things start to push more and more to remote learning and schools don’t have people staying in their dorms and their class rooms aren’t full. Merge that with impact to the pros and drafting (though I really don’t care since I don’t follow professional entertainment); interesting times are a coming.

Just ask President Stupid Head.

Devastating logic in panel 3

That False Prophet, our Commander in Sleaze, is taking that approach. Just look at the recent testing guidance from the CDC.

Ignore Science at your own peril.

He isn’t the only one who has made mistakes about this virus . He is trying to make America great again .

Trump didn’t “make mistakes” about the pandemic, he LIED about it. Continually. I’m surprised that when he called it a “hoax” he forgot to call it a “witch hunt” at the same time. I’m surprised that when he advised people to inject or ingest antiseptics or bleach to cure COVID that he forgot to also advise them to eat Trump steaks (if there are any left) or drink Trump vodka (ditto) or attend health classes at Trump “University.” What I’m most surprised of all by, though, is how ANYBODY can think Li’l Donnie is qualified to be the president of the United States of America. Li’l Donnie isn’t qualified to be the president of a gradeschool student council.

Dr Bombay, come right away……..

is it bad that I want to slap them SO BADLY?

Maybe they can track down the doctor who approved Trump’s bone spurs claim that enabled him to evade the draft.

No one believes 2020 games are legitimate anyway. What about Barbs Dress

I live near an Enormous State University that is a drinking school with a football problem. This year’s problem is no football!

Ah! Politicians at heart, they are!