Strange Brew by John Deering for September 01, 2020

Same old story…

It crossed the road WHY???

He’s doing the theme to Robot Chicken.

Yeah, Chip Bok does that to me too.

It’s just childhood trauma: he found out neither his dad nor his mom were good eggs.

It’s a wake up call! Hope the shrink realises it.

I tried to read the doc’s notes. Impossible. It’s all hen-scratch.

Keep hamming it up like that, you could be suffering from Cordon blues.

Sooooo clucked up, poor thing…

Google Translate?

We all grow old, you just have to accept that you’re not a “cute chick” any more.

Is it almost dinner time? Perhaps breakfast?

pooooor chicken – is that the same as “yada yada yada”?

Adjust level of endorp-hens.

It sounds like tRump at a press conference.

Wait, if only we could decode that, we’d know WHY he crossed the road!

Good thing the shrink is taking notes the old fashioned way.. the spell checker on a tablet would cause a crash

should’ve started going to therapy before predicting that the sky was gonna fall

That’s my Wife’s ringtone!

The chicken needed help understanding why it crossed the road. That compulsive urge to get to the other side, at great risk, even though there was no reason to be on the other side.

Therapist: “That’s an eggcellent breakthrough.”

Nobody calls for Super Chicken anymore.

He didn’t cross the road; the road moved under him. While Father O’Leary made the sign of the cross over the road.

Colonel Sanders just reported to General Tso.