Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 31, 2020

Evidently I am too close.

“But while you’re this close, remember to buy Plainwell Ice Cream.”

I think I could read that from 2 meters. Of course if you’re reading it inside then you probably should go outside to read it…

Clever!

Oh no, I can read it.

If you’re this close introduce yourself.

Hey, that’s a great idea for a mask!!

I have one that says “Back off man I’m a scientist.”

Nice l’il’ tribute to Jef Mallett.

Haven’t seen any with that written on them, he should market them, might make a bundle….

Actually, that’s a really good idea.

I love that he’s wearing a Plainwell Ice Cream shirt! You did a cartoon years ago that had someone wearing a shirt from Spring Lake MI. I live driving distance from both of those cities

I’d like to see one that says “The mask goes over your nose” – I’d definitely buy

I want one, but that’s how I felt about being around people before I had to wear a mask

They should make a mask pre-printed with a “Hello, My name is…” badge.

I like the plug for Plainwell Ice Cream.

Mine would say “Not a chin guard.”

The problem is that people who can’t read it will walk up closer to you till they can.

They need one with Yosemite Sam saying “Back Off!”

I have thought of drawing a smile on mine. I miss seeing people smile.

If you can read this thank your 1st grade teacher.

I am sooooooo tempted to steal this for my own use (in my Zazzle stores).

I have one of those.

I scream, you scream…

https://plainwellicecreamco.com/

Oy

I thought wearing a mask was in lieu of the six foot distance. That’s why health officials were saying if you’re outdoors and apart, a mask is unnecessary. Or in a car by yourself. The worst part for me is how it’s turning my GF into a paranoid basket case. Like Felix Unger on crack.

At least “you’re” is spelled correctly.

Why is he wearing a t-shirt with words that require someone to get even closer to read? Apparently not very bright.

…"and now a message from Dr. Fauci and the “old CDC”.

I actually saw someone wear a mask that showed those exact words