That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 25, 2020

“I’m sorry, but I think the bear is beyond any help I can give it.”

“I’m afraid you’ll have to do better than that for a dowry.”

“Yes, Your Majesty, in addition to your many other titles, you are indeed also Lena, the Queen of the uptown arena!”

Someone should tell Wiley one of his bears is missing.

After her husband passed, Lena had him skinned and used him as a rug.

The royal decorater sugest changing the wallpaper and ditching the bear.

The tailors who made the emperors new suit , is offering to make one for you too.

“Please prime minister,take off your shoes and have a seat. Tell me all about your trip to the artic and climate change. “

“Good afternoon Sir Richard, How’d you like to join the Polar Bear Club?” (It would be another four centuries before the mile high club.)

“Well, where’s the toilet paper I asked you to bring me?”

“Oh, good opening line, Sergei. So, take off your wig. I want to see what you’ll look like when the morning light floods my boudoir.”

Queen’s new pet polar bear plays possum, until pink pants gets within range.

Don’t you draw the queen of diamonds boy. She’ll beat you if she’s able.

“Joanna Gaines just called, madam. She said to tell you that this is not a fixer-upper; she said it is, in fact, a tear-it-downer.”

It’s hard to ignore the the stare/ of the rug that was once a bear/ but it doesn’t compare/with her Majesty’s glare/ so dude, get your ass outta there!

So just who in the world is Diderot Katariina Puheilla?

COURTIER: I’m simply overjoyed that Your Majesty is so very pleased with the longer dresses I suggested. Your “legs akimbo” sitting style simply did not present well with your former mini-skirt preference.

Prince Eric presenting the Czarina Ivanka with the Russian polar bear rug his father, Emperor Donald the Lame, rejected, even though it was all white and the Prince had killed it himself ( with the help of 50 serfs and 20 skilled hunters ).

Diderot addressing Catherine the Great: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Gunnar_Berndtson_-_Diderot_and_Catherine_the_Great.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.all-art.org/DICTIONARY_of_Art/b/Berndtson2.htm 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Gunnar_Fredrik_Berndtson/11088581/Gunnar_Fredrik_Berndtson.aspx 

https://fngresearch.files.wordpress.com/2017/09/fngr_2017-5_heikka_article1.pdf 

http://web.archive.org/web/20150926170111/https://serlachius.fi/en/collections/pearl-of-the-month/27-art-connoisseurs-in-the-louvre/ 

https://mojafinska.blogspot.com/2013/06/gunnar-berndtson-finski-slikar.html 

http://www.blf.fi/artikel.php?id=3138 

all have info about the artist (again, Google Chrome can translate as necessary and askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here (3 times, including 1 repeat). 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2020/08/24?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2521 (August 24, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Princess Catherine bears it all.

So, he wants her naked?

Um, madam, The Prague Zoo will be expecting we return the polar bear they loaned us.

Catherine still felt it was important to emboss the royal crest into the hems of all of her clothing. That way whenever people bowed they would be reminded of who she was.

Toby, ready to spring on to his mistress’s suitor.

to get him blown up, prince persey found the tube at the rear end of mummy’s pet.keep blowing till i tell you to stop, she said

Subtitle for Steve’s caption"…or ‘Hunting the Majestic Milf with Vlad’"