Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 12, 2020

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    pearlsbs  about 4 years ago

    iPhoney

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    Qiset  about 4 years ago

    He was actually pushing hard cider.

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    jreckard  about 4 years ago

    He got the idea from AOL.

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    J Quest  about 4 years ago

    I knew his brother, Donnie Dell DVD…

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    Darryl Heine  about 4 years ago

    “The lord is good to me” (Taken from the Disney take on the real Johnny Appleseed).

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    He’s got pot also!

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    kirico  about 4 years ago

    Ouch!

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Seed = CD….not bad!

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    cuzinron47  about 4 years ago

    I don’t get it, maybe because I’m android.

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    mistercatworks  about 4 years ago

    Contributed more to landfills than anyone since AOL.

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    GreenT267  about 4 years ago

    The Johnny Appleseed legend is based on John Chapman (1774-1845) who was a professional orchardist and nurseryman. He traveled widely, particularly in Pennsylvania and Ohio, pursuing his profession. While the legend suggests that his planting was random, he was actually establishing orchards and nurseries, which he returned to and tended for several years (to get them established). Then, he sold them off (land included). The trees he planted had multiple purposes, but they did not yield edible fruit. The small, tart apples were useful primarily to make hard cider and applejack. The orchards also served the critical legal purpose of establishing land claims along the frontier. He was a missionary of the New Church, (Church of Swedenborg). He spread his faith while traveling to establish orchards, preaching to both Anglo-American and Indigenous peoples along the way. He was eccentric: His clothing was threadbare, and he often didn’t wear shoes. But he did sometimes wear a tin hat. He was a staunch believer in animal rights and denounced cruelty towards all living things, including insects. He was a practicing vegetarian in his later years. He did not believe in marriage and expected to be rewarded in heaven for his abstinence. At his death, he still owned around 1,200 acres of valuable nurseries/orchards, which he willed to his sister.

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