Just yesterday Pig said he spends Thursdays worrying about losing his healthcare. If he doesn’t have health insurance, however, what, exactly, is he worrying about on Thursdays?
“Peter, Paul and Mary” cut a record deal with a Japanese firm. One of the party sneezed and Paul said “Gesundheit”. Through translators, the Japanese CEO asked what that meant. “It’s what you say when someone sneezes. Don’t you say something after a sneeze?” The answer came back through the translator, “We say, ‘excuse me’.”
While at the Pick-N-Save deli the other day, the young man on the far side of the counter sneezed into his mask. I said, “Warning-Warning, it’s no longer legal to sneeze.” He gave me a look, then proceeded to remove his rubber gloves and mask, sterilize his hands, and put on a clean mask and pair of gloves. Please watch the Sussex, WI Obits for a 77+ guy.
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
BasilBruce almost 4 years ago
That’s not very Prudential of you, Pig.
MatthewHecht almost 4 years ago
I just dig a home and lie in it.
KenTheCoffinDweller almost 4 years ago
Sick? That is not an authorized activity.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
you give odd answers, Pig
Caldonia almost 4 years ago
Don’t ever have surgery, dudes. Like, don’t even ever get a colonoscopy. (I hope I don’t get banned for writing “colonoscopy”. Poopie!)
dadoctah almost 4 years ago
Q: “What does your grandfather do?”
A: “My grandfather is dead.”
Q: “Oh, sorry. What did he do before he died?”
A: “He went EEARRGGHHH!!!”
(Stolen from Bobcat Goldthwait, I think)
DangerBunny almost 4 years ago
Just yesterday Pig reserved Thursdays for worrying about losing his healthcare. No doubt fewer worries helps ones health.
Kind&Kinder almost 4 years ago
Goat is an abstract thinker; Pig is a literalist, and never the Twain shall meet (except here, where the swine wear pearls)!.
dwane.scoty1 almost 4 years ago
Goat: “Do you & Rat have health insurance?” What? Rat & Pig are a Couple?
Gent almost 4 years ago
I didn’t think pork came with insurance anyway.
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
Ask a silly question…
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
Pig and Rat both need mental health insurance.
scpandich almost 4 years ago
Just yesterday Pig said he spends Thursdays worrying about losing his healthcare. If he doesn’t have health insurance, however, what, exactly, is he worrying about on Thursdays?
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Ohhhhhh brother! PIG is such a twit! He’ll never GET IT!
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
Rat’s ancestors carried the plague.
redback almost 4 years ago
what do you mean health insurance, do you want the country to become Russia and let the socialists win?
anomaly almost 4 years ago
Sneezing when you get IBS is an odd symptom. And inconvenient.
willie_mctell almost 4 years ago
Or vomit or…
Andrew Moore almost 4 years ago
I had to have surgery because of a botched colonoscopy. True story.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
“Peter, Paul and Mary” cut a record deal with a Japanese firm. One of the party sneezed and Paul said “Gesundheit”. Through translators, the Japanese CEO asked what that meant. “It’s what you say when someone sneezes. Don’t you say something after a sneeze?” The answer came back through the translator, “We say, ‘excuse me’.”
Fan o’ Lio. almost 4 years ago
At least you girls don’t need a prostate exam. Every time I see somebody wearing rubber gloves I think of that procedure.
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
While at the Pick-N-Save deli the other day, the young man on the far side of the counter sneezed into his mask. I said, “Warning-Warning, it’s no longer legal to sneeze.” He gave me a look, then proceeded to remove his rubber gloves and mask, sterilize his hands, and put on a clean mask and pair of gloves. Please watch the Sussex, WI Obits for a 77+ guy.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
Doctors are just shamans with better PR.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 4 years ago
Well, I guess if you didn’t have health insurance, but you do have car insurance you could just crash your car into a tree when you get sick.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
And you give odd answers, Pig. That’s part of your appeal!
Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
He needs to get cured