Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 12, 2020

LOL!!! Love it!

So, that’s how Wonder Woman makes her plane invisible.

Yikes!

Ah, the old invisible cycle trick.

And I thought only us bears were into cycling. Never knew horsies were into it too.

Thanks for the laughs, Samuli.

Now Horace is going to have to hoof it.

Ya think they’ll notice?

Saw sign in Tuscon with the rider going head first over a cliff, the bike close behind him, followed by three or four various shaped rocks.

I recently broke four ribs when my bicycle decided to disappear from under me. True story. More or less.

Worst case of instant road rash I’ve ever seen!

If only.. that would work.

Well, he either lost his bike or got the Wonder Woman special edition.

A sign like that would save a lot of lives. When I was kid, riding my bicycle on an Air Force Base, I went through a stop sign. I heard THE VOICE say unto me “STOP!” It was only the Air Police with a P.A. speaker but it did impress me with safety for the rest of my life.

Apparently Horace forgot to sign in…!

Reminds me of “Donkey Kong Country 2.”

That’s gonna leave a mark! :)

Well, that sign did warn you!

I have a feeling that, very soon, Horace is going to be glad he’s wearing a bicycle helmet.

When you read a sign imperative, don’t assume it’s subjunctive: it might be declarative. Instead of implying “May it be so,” it could be saying “Off you go.”