Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 04, 2020

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    drycurt  about 4 years ago

    Company safety rules said to never push the sensor blades to hold the elevator doors open. But if you didn’t, you’d hardly ever get on, because otherwise the doors started closing even before everyone who was leaving got out. A simple safety light and sensor like on my garage door would handle that, but I haven’t seen one yet.

    Ooops. Did I just give away a million dollar idea?

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    bxclent  Premium Member about 4 years ago

    take the stairs

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    My ophthalmologist’s office is on the 9th floor, the elevators have a two-person limit and also have a 3000 lb limit – fat people welcome!

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Might as well. Civility is just about dead (read the political cartoons here).

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I will wait for the next elevator or take the stairs, if no one is one them. Of course, first I have decided I must be in the building for a very important reason. I politely offer to wait, no one has minded yet. I do it with a smile. And I press the buttons with my elbows.

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    mistercatworks  about 4 years ago

    Let’s flip a coin and go one at a time. Elevators are like … uh, guess I better say buses.

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