Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 11, 2020

Andy sure is quite the unbelievable imbecile, isn’t he?

@Number Three Today’s strip is slightly funny , our Hero MR Andrew Capp just wants to finish his pint before going outside for a fight, my avatar is one that you used once,it shows that women are as brave and not afraid of hard work as much as men are , how was your day ? mine is going to be a sad one because Connie has to spend all today and most of tomorrow as an in-patient at the general hospital for diagnostic surgery :o{ ,i’ll miss her , this is the forth time I’ve been left alone twice when she had Arthur and Alex last year for the same rea son as today and now, wish us luck , stay safe and thanks for caring pal

Now lets see…..Go out and have a fight…….Or stay and finish drinking a pint…….Guess which Mr. Andrew Capp would choose?

If Andy can throw Nosher Thompson and Bully Bloggs out of the window the this bloke is a piece of cake!

I wonder how arguments on social media would go if there were a “Right! Outside!” option?

He’s protecting what’s important to him. His reputation? No, his ale!

He’s a chugger not a fighter…

And true to form, this coward will sucker punch the other team’s players on the football pitch.

Andy has mellowed with age. In his younger day he would have punched out that blowhard, without spilling his drink.

Since when has Andy not been in the mood for a fight?

He has more important matters on his mind. Nothing is to disrupt them.

He’d rather fight inside where he can do the most damage, and where he’s closer to his beer.

Back in the old days, Andy was “the ultimate weapon”……

Now, if our Andy had given it a thought, he’d have locked the door after the guy left, drunk both of their pints, told the barman to put the drinks on the other guy’s tab, then slide out the back, faster than you can say “Andy Capp drinks beer in Hartlepool”!

I’m pretty sure that Reg’s Andy would have “bopped” him by now.

xxx

@Afficionado

I used to have that avatar. I “wore” it for quite a while!

Please keep us updated on Connie. Thinking of you both so much.

On a lighter note, I hope you haven’t been up to mischief while Connie has been away! Haha

Stay safe, stay well and stay worry free if possible, pal. I will be here until turnover then back on Monday.

Well, it looks like my AncestryDNA results have updated once again. I’m a little bit sad to lose my French and Somalia but still have my Ethiopia.

Here they are:

https://flic.kr/p/2jFz7wA

Andy has got to be either really stupid or really smart.