Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 12, 2020

Owen, you need to change your sheet!!

He was a mess when he was alive – he’s a mess as a ghost. Probably Bipolar.

He’s been all that all his life. And after life too.

He’s always been a neurotic…..

So Owen was buried alive?

So, what does the headstone say? Owen Schwartz? Owen Magillicuddy? Owen Garcia? Inquiring minds need to know.

It’s why most ghosts tend to stay with the body they know.. Once you start roving you can never go back

Now we understand why ghosts are said to moan….

That’s all Owen ever does. Not even any respectable haunting!