NEW JOB OPENING LOCAL GOVERNMENT OFFICE: person to take reports of those turning themselves in for not wearing masks 24/7 – must be able to keep straight face while taking a report. must wear a mask at all times. six-figure salary. four-hour workday/full-time benefits. unlimited time off. no accountability. unsupervised. no previous experience necessary – will train. the first to call will be hired. 555-555-5555. or text resume to 555-555-5551 POSITION OPEN BECAUSE OF NEW REWARD OFFERED FOR THOSE WHO TURN THEMSELVES IN OF $100.00 (for those who wish to collect the reward call or text the same numbers).
Yup, gotta mask, even in your own home. Think I’m nuts? It has already been seriously proposed. And Fauci wants everyone to wear goggles. Oh, and ratting on your neighbor? We’ve been there, done that.
Hugoanueve almost 4 years ago
:)
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
to whom, Ziggy’s reflection, would you report Ziggy? Anthony Fauci’s reflection?
dcdete. almost 4 years ago
Life is tough when you are held-up and robbed by your own mirror image.
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
LOL! Ziggy, you’re putting your reflection at risk! You have to wear a mask when you look in the mirror now too!
kcfraser Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Maybe the mirror means he’ll report him for not wearing pants…..wait a sec niether am I.
tcayer almost 4 years ago
But you have a glass shield between you!
Plods with ...™ almost 4 years ago
Ziggy’s alter ego… Ken
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 4 years ago
NEW JOB OPENING LOCAL GOVERNMENT OFFICE: person to take reports of those turning themselves in for not wearing masks 24/7 – must be able to keep straight face while taking a report. must wear a mask at all times. six-figure salary. four-hour workday/full-time benefits. unlimited time off. no accountability. unsupervised. no previous experience necessary – will train. the first to call will be hired. 555-555-5555. or text resume to 555-555-5551 POSITION OPEN BECAUSE OF NEW REWARD OFFERED FOR THOSE WHO TURN THEMSELVES IN OF $100.00 (for those who wish to collect the reward call or text the same numbers).
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
When he’s right, he’s right.
GiantShetlandPony almost 4 years ago
The only one you can’t protect yourself from, is yourself.
mkraeski Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Can’t stand a mask nazi! :( Poor Ziggy!
paranormal almost 4 years ago
Tattletail!
ekke almost 4 years ago
Yup, gotta mask, even in your own home. Think I’m nuts? It has already been seriously proposed. And Fauci wants everyone to wear goggles. Oh, and ratting on your neighbor? We’ve been there, done that.