Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for September 07, 2020

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to whom, Ziggy’s reflection, would you report Ziggy? Anthony Fauci’s reflection?

Life is tough when you are held-up and robbed by your own mirror image.

LOL! Ziggy, you’re putting your reflection at risk! You have to wear a mask when you look in the mirror now too!

Maybe the mirror means he’ll report him for not wearing pants…..wait a sec niether am I.

But you have a glass shield between you!

Ziggy’s alter ego… Ken

NEW JOB OPENING LOCAL GOVERNMENT OFFICE: person to take reports of those turning themselves in for not wearing masks 24/7 – must be able to keep straight face while taking a report. must wear a mask at all times. six-figure salary. four-hour workday/full-time benefits. unlimited time off. no accountability. unsupervised. no previous experience necessary – will train. the first to call will be hired. 555-555-5555. or text resume to 555-555-5551 POSITION OPEN BECAUSE OF NEW REWARD OFFERED FOR THOSE WHO TURN THEMSELVES IN OF $100.00 (for those who wish to collect the reward call or text the same numbers).

When he’s right, he’s right.

The only one you can’t protect yourself from, is yourself.

Can’t stand a mask nazi! :( Poor Ziggy!

Tattletail!

Yup, gotta mask, even in your own home. Think I’m nuts? It has already been seriously proposed. And Fauci wants everyone to wear goggles. Oh, and ratting on your neighbor? We’ve been there, done that.