The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 16, 2020

“Beans, beans, the..” says the leprechaun.. or is a Keebler elf? ..No, on second look, its pinocchio.

Now that’s funny!

Be careful! You don’t want to be starting any fires. Especially, if you’re driving in the West!

barking spiders…?

Knot a bad strip today!

At least it’s not an offensive aroma.

Pinocchio is so sappy sometimes.

I just open a window. I’ve had lots of practice.

Whew, boy, oh BOY !

Pine scent? Well at least he’s not hanging from the rear view mirror …..wood’nt that be something?

“Stay WOOD, boy! Stay WOOD!” -Fractured Fairy Tales

I have to wonder if he farts splinters?…..

When I eat chili I don’t make a pine scent.

Pinocchio has sap stains in his underwear.

Chili with smoked pine cones.

My wife is still in tears.

With the sound of a bamboo flute.

Just don’t stain anything.

I guess he can honestly say his farts don’t stink, unless you don’t like the smell of pine.

Tis about even with Geppetto’s Three-Course Italian dinner.

I guess with him, having gas could be an ass-et.

He needs to try Pi-Beano-ccio. Yeah, funnier in my own head…

You already have enough fiber.