Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for September 30, 2020

Nancy can talk perfectly while her mouth is impossibly stuffed

Watch out for the Marinara sauce on the couch!!!

Nancy and Sluggo’s version of “Lady and the Tramp”…

Homer Simpson would be proud of that sandwich! “Only 3 more feet and I can fit it in the fridge.”

Hey, Shiva…Marinara, whatcha talkin’ marinara . That sanguich includes … provolone, genoa salami, prosciutto, pepperoni, shredded lettuce, sliced tomato, olive oil, wine vinegar, and perhaps a few banana peppers for zest. This then is the classic Italian sub sandwich in NJ.

Is that from Carmichael’s Hoagies?

Quarrel? Just how do those two usually sit on a couch?

That’s a speecy spicy meataball! M M M M M Make sure you save room for the cannoli!

Reminds me of the joke of two cannibals eating a dead clown.

No quarrel, just social distancing.

Oh, a Garibaldi.

Remember Kliban? “Never eat anything bigger than your head.”

Gastronomic distancing.