Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for December 18, 2020
December 17, 2020
December 21, 2020
Transcript:
Aunt Fritzi: Time for your medicine, Nancy.
Nancy: Ugh.
Aunt Fritzi: Go on inside and TAKE it. Be sure to take a whole spoonful.
Nancy: O.K.
Box reads: TOY TEA SET
Literalism isn’t going to help Nancy any more than it did me. When I was six years old, I wasn’t behaving my best so my dad made me go to my room with the order, “Now don’t you be coming out this door.” I eventually looked at the bedroom window and thought, “He didn’t say anything about that,” so I removed the screen and climbed out. Dad was not impressed with my early grasp of specificity…and I thought adults were supposed to be the smart ones.
SHIVA almost 4 years ago
Has it ever been determined what her illness is??
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Has it occurred to anyone that if the spoon is loaded with sugar, there’s no room for the medicine?
Guilty Bystander almost 4 years ago
Literalism isn’t going to help Nancy any more than it did me. When I was six years old, I wasn’t behaving my best so my dad made me go to my room with the order, “Now don’t you be coming out this door.” I eventually looked at the bedroom window and thought, “He didn’t say anything about that,” so I removed the screen and climbed out. Dad was not impressed with my early grasp of specificity…and I thought adults were supposed to be the smart ones.
Paul Gundlach Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I love the facial expression in the second panel.
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
Nice try, Nancy!
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
NANCY, dats cwazy!
bookworm0812 almost 4 years ago
Nowadays, you can get the pharmacy to make syrups that taste good.
asrialfeeple almost 4 years ago
Just a spoonful of sugar.
brklnbern almost 4 years ago
Sneak!!
mpearl almost 4 years ago
so wait, they’re outside?
Deleted Account2623 almost 4 years ago
You’ve done it now, Nancy. You’re not getting enough medicine so the illness will spread across your body and you will DIE!!