Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for March 05, 2021
March 04, 2021
March 08, 2021
Transcript:
Woman: Here's a piece of cake, Nancy.
Nancy: Could I have three pieces, Mrs. Adams.
Woman: THREE PIECES?
Nancy: Yes, ma'm. My Aunt Fritzi said never to ask for TWO pieces.
“This horrible ‘artist’, if you can call them that, strikes again. First there’s a background with people, then no background (lazy!), and suddenly Nancy is beside a wall. There’s no continuity. And Nancy is always a selfish brat. At least this artist knows how to draw women properly — yowza! But I want to see her in a tight tee and Daisy Dukes. Bring back the other artist!” /s
Deleted Account2623 almost 4 years ago
Easy, just take a second piece without asking
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
Looks like Fritzi should have specified what she meant when she said not to ask for two slices…
rpmurray almost 4 years ago
Why are all the boys wearing dunce caps?
capgras1000 almost 4 years ago
Why are only boys wearing hats?
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Offscreen, the nice lady is doing a ‘Givney Flip’.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Oy! Out of the mouths of babes….er NANCY and her reasoning…
InquireWithin almost 4 years ago
“This horrible ‘artist’, if you can call them that, strikes again. First there’s a background with people, then no background (lazy!), and suddenly Nancy is beside a wall. There’s no continuity. And Nancy is always a selfish brat. At least this artist knows how to draw women properly — yowza! But I want to see her in a tight tee and Daisy Dukes. Bring back the other artist!” /s
JesseLouisMartinez almost 4 years ago
Aunt Fritzi should have told her never ask for more than 1 piece
brklnbern almost 4 years ago
No wonder she’s a porker.