Spike, your weight may not be good, but your fortune is actually quite nice: morbid obesity, type 2 diabetes, hypertension, heart disease, sleep apnea, gout, alcoholism, depression, and… dating Morgan Fairchild! (whom I’ve seen naked)
Morgan Fairchild, indeed, oh, the photos, your brain cannot unsee them… if you mean the one with the silly cones implanted and the pumped up lips, Dr. Quartermass?
Grumpy Old Guy over 3 years ago
I bet Spike’s weight was also wrong…..
Dr. Quatermass over 3 years ago
Spike, your weight may not be good, but your fortune is actually quite nice: morbid obesity, type 2 diabetes, hypertension, heart disease, sleep apnea, gout, alcoholism, depression, and… dating Morgan Fairchild! (whom I’ve seen naked)
R.R.Bedford over 3 years ago
Morgan Fairchild, indeed, oh, the photos, your brain cannot unsee them… if you mean the one with the silly cones implanted and the pumped up lips, Dr. Quartermass?
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Spike is nit.
jagedlo over 3 years ago
So the fortune is about as accurate as the ones in fortune cookies?
Kip Williams over 3 years ago
Sluggo:
Never.
Ever.
Ask
Spike
What
He’s.
Laughing.
At.
brklnbern over 3 years ago
That last panel wasn’t even required.
billyk75 over 3 years ago
I’m surprised Spike didn’t slug Sluggo.
rice69922 over 3 years ago
Funny cartoon.
oakie817 over 3 years ago
and it got his weight wrong
JudyHendrickson over 3 years ago
What the ?? What kind of remark is this??