Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for November 26, 2021

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    cubswin2016  about 3 years ago

    Watch out! He’s going to blow!

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    Ninette  about 3 years ago

    She’s gonna hire a liability lawyer.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Whew, quick thinking!

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    ChucklinChuck  about 3 years ago

    Huge open sack atop wobbly stool? This one’s on the store owner not Nancy.

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    jagedlo  about 3 years ago

    I don’t think that was the answer the owner was looking for, Nancy!

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    Technicholls  about 3 years ago

    How many recognized that throwing salt over your shoulder was down if you spilt the salt. According to superstition, spilling salt is bad luck and throwing a pinch over your shoulder reverses that bad luck. It was believed that if you spill salt, the devil sees it as an invitation to step in and do evil.

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    genez  about 3 years ago

    What exactly does he expect her to do about it?

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Oooh the wives tales of yesteryear…

    One was to find out if a person was a witch, put a three legged stool next to them…..

    Never spit on the ceiling or it will come down on your face….

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    1BlackLivesMatter  about 3 years ago

    I’m old and I don’t remember salt ever being sold, bulk, from a burlap sack.

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    billyk75  about 3 years ago

    Knock on wood!

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    asrialfeeple  about 3 years ago

    That man is salty.

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    brklnbern  about 3 years ago

    OK for your bad luck, but does nothing for the guy with the real problem.

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    Susan00100  about 3 years ago

    Here’s how the story continues:

    1) The grocer sends a large bill to Aunt Fritzi for the spilled salt.

    2) Fritzi spanks Nancy and makes her stand in the corner.

    3) Nancy sees a lawyer who petitions the court to terminate Fritzi’s guardianship.

    4) Nancy is placed in a far better foster home.

    5) When she grows up, Nancy will become an advocate for the homeless, after she sees Fritzi begging on the street because she lost her government subsidies after Nancy was taken away.

    ;-)

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