Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for January 26, 2022

Nancy that’s just mean. I’ll bet Aunt Fritzi told you to mow the lawn.

What a moving tale.

That scam is worthy of Tom Sawyer.

And yet when I use that implement blindfolded for snow blowing, the wife bitches that she can’t get out of the driveway to go to the store.

Fifth panel: Fritzi spanking Nancy while Sluggo enjoys a nice treat.

Now, walk forward… keep going… stop – turn left…

Get ready for a letdown when you remove that mask, Sluggo!

Get to work, Sluggo….then Nancy will give you lunch!

Sluggo is twit.

And PUSH hard…

My cousin,Kenny,could give Nancy and Tom Sawyer a run for their money.He convinced Scott(another cousin) and my self that a lobster tried to get away from the pot.

Sucker!!

Have a man try that trick with a woman and a mop and prepare to get slapped.