Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for February 14, 2022
February 11, 2022
February 15, 2022
Transcript:
Sluggo: Go in and put on a BEBOP record.
Nancy: I can't stand that loud music. I don't know why he likes bebop.
Noises: BANG CRASH CLANK
Sluggo: Ah---Dat's pretty---What's th' name of dat number?
I’ll recommend Nicholas Slonimsky’s Lexicon of Musical Invective for centuries of curated curmudgeonly reactions to just about every well-known composer. There’s not much any critic has said about rock or rap that wasn’t first used on Stravinsky or Wagner or Grieg. Those crazy radicals. “Just a bunch of drug addicts seeing who can make the most noise!” —Les Nessman
retrocool over 2 years ago
Sluggo wants to hear some Dizzy.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 2 years ago
Heh, no matter how old your culture is, there was someone older complaining about it.
Gent over 2 years ago
Sounds better than the so called music these days.
cubswin2016 over 2 years ago
It looks like she is trouble now.
Dr. Quatermass over 2 years ago
It’s called “Nancy’s Red Keister”, by Aunt Fritzi’s Right Hand.
GerryRoss over 2 years ago
Charlie Parker that ain’t.
jagedlo over 2 years ago
Broken Dishes by the Smashing Tables…
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
The next thing Sluggo hears: the sound of Fritzi’s hand making sharp contact with Nancy’s behind!!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Uh ooooh!
Calamity Nancy is in trouble NOW!
gigagrouch over 2 years ago
Nah, that’s musique concrete.
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Have some Bird. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXP84ijiLbg&t=125s
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sluggo is hip to the jive! But Nancy is a six-sided cube!
brklnbern over 2 years ago
Very accurate. And imagine if he knew what crap (rap and hip hop) that were to come.
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
Oh, Nancy! Now you’ve made a big mess.
Kip Williams over 2 years ago
I’ll recommend Nicholas Slonimsky’s Lexicon of Musical Invective for centuries of curated curmudgeonly reactions to just about every well-known composer. There’s not much any critic has said about rock or rap that wasn’t first used on Stravinsky or Wagner or Grieg. Those crazy radicals. “Just a bunch of drug addicts seeing who can make the most noise!” —Les Nessman