Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for June 07, 2022

He said cream, Nancy. Not ice cream.

Careful, Miss. I think that ugly dude is trying to hit on you!!

So—is that dude gonna throw Nancy out bodily, like Jack does to Andy Capp and Mom or Dad do to Calvin??

He also didn’t say ICE cream.

This is what happens when you don’t specify which miss you’re speaking to…

Arrrrrgh! Dat Nancy is so bad!

THE SODA JERK DOESN’T SEEM TO HAVE AN INSIDE VOICE.

Blondes have more fun

And that, children, is when the phrase coffee creamer was born…

Yah, you ain’t cute and sexy.