Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for June 10, 2022

Nancy just discovered body-surfing.

BTW, one time I put a crystal glass to my ear and heard the ocean, LOL!!

She should sell those shells by the seashore. She should just make sure she doesn’t sell any of those Cult shells. Otherwise, she’d be selling Sanctuary.

Looks like Nancy just took a shell-acking…

Um…she’s AT the ocean. She’s going to hear it no matter what.

Take it home, Nancy, then you can listen to it….

“I’m sorry, but the ocean is not available at this tine, but if you leave a message, we’ll get back to you at the earliest opportunity…”

And get slammed to the ground as well.

Actually, what you hear is your own blood coursing through your veins.

Just another shell game.

In the Don Martinaverse the sound is ‘shikka shikka shikka’ while the shells are being moved around. (NOT ’shiksa shiksa shiksa")

I always thought that Nancy lived in the mid west.

The tide is high, Nancy’s holding on. I’m gonna be your number one.

This comic demonstrates the importance of paying attention to your surroundings.

BUSHMILLER: The Great Wave at Kanagawa