Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for August 22, 2022

I’m surprised, Sluggo was still waiting. I would have left a long time ago.

From the back, Sluggo looks like Jeff (of “Mutt & Jeff” fame).

Nancy seems to be missing the point of costume parties and assuming that Sluggo’s beard is real!

“S okay; I got a job on the Monopoly board while I was waiting…

Ernie Bushmiller was so good.

“I was clean shaven when I got here!”

Love slugqgos costume

LOL! His costume was to go as an old man so there!

Bushmiller knew what an exclamation point is!

Uncle Moneybags!!!

Father time and a visual possible explanation.

Sluggo’s beard reminds me of this oldie: Grandma has a habit/Of chewing in her sleep/She chews on grandpa’s whiskers/And thinks it’s shredded wheat.

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