Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for September 30, 2022

Yes, Nancy—but I betcha you have enough weekend homework to last at least two full days!!

“I don’t get a kick from Champagne,

Mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all,

But I get a kick out of you!"

Nancy finds simple things to amuse herself…

I do something like this now that I’m working. Every Saturday and Sunday when the alarm goes off I crack open an eye, laugh at the alarm clock, then roll over and go back to sleep.

Whywouldyourun to school on a Saturday

Try the public library, Nancy!!

Wait till you get to high school or college kid.

Teasing the school.