Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for October 25, 2022

Hat’s a good one.

Great idea

This might be the reason men don’t wear hats any more.

Three rocks!

I wish I had enough nerve to glove a few socks.

Better hurry before the owner comes out and catches you!

If you wait long enough, you can nail Zippy The Pinhead on his way out.

Oy! Dat Nancy and Sluggo are gonna get in trouble now!

When I was 6 or 7 my little brother and I were chucking dirt clods at each other across the road. It was all fun and games until my great uncle came down the road and I chucked one at his car. That dirt clod sailed right through the open passenger window (it was summer and his car didn’t have a/c) and hit him in the side of the head. Tires screeched and I lit out for the barn to hide. Suffice it to say my dad took care of business…

Shouldn’t Sluggo say noive instead?

That restaurant is just begging to be robbed by The Mad Hatter.

How big is that place? Near where I live there is a coffee place that doesn’t look big enough to have anyone inside except the person serving coffee.

Must be an affiliate of the Brown Derby.

There was a time I could have eaten a whole pie. Now, my pancreas turns into a corkscrew at the thought of it.