Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for November 04, 2022

So close Nancy.

A couple of decades later, the same idea would be used in a “Got Milk?” ad. What made that one worse was the guy was in the same room with all the items that would have gotten him the prize if his mouth wasn’t full of peanut butter with no milk to wash it down.

Don’t forget his three ships: Nina, Pinta, and Sluggo Maria.

Uhhhh… the indians?

There was a similar scene in a Dennis the Menace TV episode. I wonder who stole from who?

That ended up being some expensive taffy!

The Vikings discovered America ca. 1000 AD.

Aaron Burr!

Dat Nancy! How many times were you told one piece at a time?

If she said Columbus today her house would be picketed by Libs.

Great moments on bad timing! ;)

Lemurians discovered America 320,000 years BP.