Nancy: Oh, dear---I can't think what to order. Man: May I suggest something? Nancy: Oh, you do already. Man: Two fried eggs coming up.
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ Lol!
I wouldn’t patronize a restaurant with that creep on the wait staff!!
Besides, I don’t like fried eggs; I only like them scrambled or as an omelette.
He left out the vertically placed sausage between the eggs for the nose and the piece of bacon at the bottom of the plate for the smile. Thereby doing this, it avoids the need for many pork and sausage based dad jokes that I was very tempted to do.
Well that’s horrifying.
Not disturbing. Not disturbing at all.
Over easy please! Over medium if you must, but I’ll happily eat eggs nearly any way they are prepared, except raw, spoiled or fermented.
It’s funny how certain things trigger our thoughts!
His eyes look like the fried eggs
That’s creepy as hell!
Sunny eyed up…
Could see that one coming—-easy!!
Olivia Jaimes
Binky Premium Member about 1 year ago
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ Lol!
snsurone76 about 1 year ago
I wouldn’t patronize a restaurant with that creep on the wait staff!!
Besides, I don’t like fried eggs; I only like them scrambled or as an omelette.
Dr. Quatermass about 1 year ago
He left out the vertically placed sausage between the eggs for the nose and the piece of bacon at the bottom of the plate for the smile. Thereby doing this, it avoids the need for many pork and sausage based dad jokes that I was very tempted to do.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 1 year ago
Well that’s horrifying.
Sir Marcie about 1 year ago
Not disturbing. Not disturbing at all.
Just-me about 1 year ago
Over easy please! Over medium if you must, but I’ll happily eat eggs nearly any way they are prepared, except raw, spoiled or fermented.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
It’s funny how certain things trigger our thoughts!
anncorr339 about 1 year ago
His eyes look like the fried eggs
Julie478 Premium Member about 1 year ago
That’s creepy as hell!
T... about 1 year ago
Sunny eyed up…
brklnbern about 1 year ago
Could see that one coming—-easy!!