Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for August 14, 2023

Well Nancy, at least your spanking won’t be DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY

Nancy won’t want any of the SEATS IN ALL THE HOUSE.

At least she doesn’t think Fritzi will use the hairbrush this time.

Could have worked in a joke about a movie trailer.

So for Nancy, it’s going to be a horror film?

So it is going to be a crime film

Back then, it didn’t matter if it was an accident – you still got spanked.

Previews of what’s to come…I don’t think Nancy should worry so much…being a kid and all…

Nancy’s cover story for the broken vase: Science Fiction!

And whose shorts are those?

Good one, but not for Nancy.

I’m so old I remember when women were embarrassed if any of their slip showed. Times have changed.