Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for August 17, 2023
August 16, 2023
August 18, 2023
Transcript:
Nancy: Please get some hot dogs-- I'm starving.
Sluggo: Ok--But it's two miles to the lunch stand.
Caption: ONE HOUR LATER.
Sluggo: Which kind of mustard--Schultz's or O'brien's?
So one hour to reach the hot dog stand then another hour for Sluggo to walk back and ask her which mustard she would like. Maybe he should have got two hotdogs for her and used a different mustard on each. She’d have eaten them both.
Calvinist1966 over 1 year ago
So one hour to reach the hot dog stand then another hour for Sluggo to walk back and ask her which mustard she would like. Maybe he should have got two hotdogs for her and used a different mustard on each. She’d have eaten them both.
Dr. Quatermass over 1 year ago
At least she didn’t ask for ketchup. That’s a year’s probation for first offense in all downstate NY counties. It’s called Nathan’s Law.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Other than setting up the punchline, why would you be two miles away from the lunch stand?
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Aaaacckk! Dat Sluggo should have just guessed!
Grumpy Old Guy over 1 year ago
They must not have had any Grey Poupon…..
ladykat over 1 year ago
I would just put any mustard on it.
databass over 1 year ago
4 miles an hour walking pace. Sluggo is fit!
Just-me over 1 year ago
Whichever one he picked would have been the wrong one…
brklnbern over 1 year ago
Apparently he has endless energy. And wonder if those are or were real brands.
MT Wallet over 1 year ago
This reminds me that I heard “Horse with No Name” on the car radio today.
MJ Premium Member over 1 year ago
My wife and I had a kinda similar problem last week. As much as I curse 21st century technology, those cell phones sure came in handy.
anncorr339 over 1 year ago
Does not matter just go back and get Nancy a hotdog
billyk75 over 1 year ago
Try French’s