Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 25, 2020

Oh yeah, Bucky, you can talk tough now!

Oh, Bucky, you’re a cute little fuzzy wuzzy, but you ain’t no hero!

“Swiss Alsatian Vermonter”? He can use the bat to guard against Maple Syrup Rustlers!

Bucky you need to kiss Satchel’s butt for saving your butt ;-)

The Swiss DO have the army knives, Bucky!

You were lucky to have Satchel intercede for you, Bucky!

Bucky would have been dead, or at least very badly injured, a long time ago if Satchel didn’t always come in to save his fuzzy butt (from dogs, ferrets, other cats, etc.). Not surprising though, Canadians are well known for doing that.

My insurance company charged extra for my three German Shepherds, who were harmless, but not for my aunt’s poodle who was vicious. I solved that problem by telling them that I had three alsatians. There’s no extra charge for them.

Carrie Underwood took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights in her song. That sounds like what the dog wants to do.

I remember Bucky’s state motto for Vermont : “Where even the rednecks drive Volvos”

“Alsatian” is what they call a “German Shepherd” in Europe. I think it was originally meant to be a national slur.

Cowards talk tough when there’s no danger to them. Know who I mean?

Aren’t Swiss Alsatian all white dogs?

I wonder if Jurgen Doggin likes “Swiss Cheese”?!

And we have Joe Biden, Trump!

Good job, Satch. I like it when you stand up to Bucky.

And not just any baseball bat, but Carlton Fiske’s bat!

It’s a good thing Satchel made amends. That whole mess was his fault.

The Swiss are plenty tough Bucky. They have never been successfully invaded.

Good job Satch.