Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 06, 2020

Hmmmmmm, I wonder where the mammaries are on a chicken?

If a duck-billed mammal can lay eggs, then there’s no reason a chicken can’t be a mammal.

Yo want to have a glass of chickenmilk to wash that down?

Nom..beef ribs are finger lickin’ good.

Puns are always just so pun-nuy. Get it? Didja? Ha, ha, ha ….

More like a WRONG sequitur.

They are, however, dinosaurs. Which is the underpinning of my theory explaining why birds are all such jerks: they remember being T-Rex’s, and they’re pissed.

He cooked it rarer than hen’s teeth.

Nipples On Mammals

Very clever!

Am I missing something? To me this joke would have worked just as well if he said, “Cows are mammals.” I’m not seeing any humor tied to the inaccuracy of his statement. Damn, this might bug me all day.

Nobody better ever date this guy; he might take a bite out of you.

OK. GIVEN THE LEVEL OF EDUCATION IN THIS COUNTRY RIGHT NOW, JUST TO CLEAR THE RECORD: CHICKENS ARE NOT, REPEAT NOT, MAMMALS.

Chickens are dinosaurs.

Chickens are not mammals. Wrong sequitur.

burp. :)

The egg was around long before the chicken.

You can find Kentucky Fried Chicken fire logs on the net.