Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 14, 2020

Yes, and it’s taking you to watch the baseball game.

Don’t run with psychic scissors!

Or you’re about to go on a Mystery Date . Probably a disappointing one for the player.

Don’t get snippy.

Cut that out!

Clip art

Or a clip joint!!

I’m going to leave this one alone…

And then suddenly the dashed lines vanished and the heavy scissors impaled itself into his skull. The Lord works in mysterious ways. The End.

Yes. The almighty Creator can always cut you outta the picture.

Cut it out.

Oh, just cut it out.

He’s “dotted line” to the man upstairs.

Damocles gets a second chance.

Let’s hope that higher power is accurate when cutting along a line!

All we need now is the rock.

Don’t come see me if you poke your eye out with those!

If it’s up, of course it’s a “higher” power…

Better believe that!!!!!!

He’s trapped in Photoshop! Cut, Paste.

I can’t believe that no one has said cut it out yet.

he doesn’t really appear to be cut out for deep thinking…