Batch Rejection by Garey McKee for September 07, 2020

It’s called willpower honey. Something that you lack.

That won’t be happening.

There is such a setting. When activated, the app squirts you in the face with a small jet of water. Forcing you to put the cell phone down and not look at it.

Ah, so you are the boulevardier with the boutonniere.

Try turning your phone completely off.

Try unsubscribe

It’s an app in the old Mk II human brain. Search for seldom-used files; it’s in there.

Try a sledgehammer!

Cancel all of your social media accounts, then uninstall or disable all social media apps. It’s the best thing I ever did. GoComics.com comment section is as close as I will get. Social media is the sewer of the internet.