Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 21, 2020

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    Vilyehm  over 4 years ago

    Don’t say another word, doctor

    He’s wearing a wire.

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    mi_sbs  over 4 years ago

    The second mouse gets the cheese

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    blunebottle  over 4 years ago

    Clean your glasses.

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    A Common 'tator  over 4 years ago

    See it through to the end…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8ziMAMgaJ0

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    rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Not exactly, doc.

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    gocomics.hansdk  over 4 years ago

    Are those glasses too thick, or not thick enough?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “Gaaaacckkkkk. Gghhaakk.”

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    danketaz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It’s hard to feel anything with your arms pinned to your sides.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And the Dope Award goes to the worst therapist in history.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 4 years ago

    Poor guy he just needs to get his “monkey” off his back.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 4 years ago

    When my oldest was about six, I had to buy some snap traps. I mentioned one morning that I caught a mouse last night and he asked “where are you going to let him go?” I looked at him and said “this isn’t a Tom and Jerry cartoon.”

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    He means in every way possible!

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    moskaluk  over 4 years ago

    Great drawing of a mouse in a trap. Mark must have caught a few to be able to make it so realistic.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    You’re not getting paid for this session, doc.

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  over 4 years ago

    He dead!

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    You went to the wrong doctor, mousey.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Ummmm doc? Can you help me….

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    coffeemom88  over 4 years ago

    Um, no . . . I’m pretty sure he means, literally, Doc.

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    Imagine  over 4 years ago

    I know the feeling.

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    diane2220  over 4 years ago

    That’s funny!

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    StephenRice  over 4 years ago

    Oh, snap!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Put yourself in my skin, doctor. Then you will know how I feel.

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