Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for September 18, 2020

#getbusyonthejankytrunkthen

#mistreatedmittyhere

Does Stumpy’s scratching post look like a giant catnip stem?

No no, she would never use a rusty pair of medieval scissors. She’ll use a dented Bronze Age copper knife, of course.

If you write her another poem Mittens, I’d bet that Fiona would invite you over to try her fancy new scratching post. #bestgirlfriendever

It’s a rough life Mittens

I think Stumpy’s people planted a tree.

janky? new word for me.

Fiona is one lucky cat.

Fiona must be a very fancy only cat-she always seems to have some nice new thing that Mitty would like to have as well

#oldwirecutters