Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 22, 2020

What medicine makes you like Trump or Biden?

So you don’t like me? Big deal.

But Aunty, is cocaine legal?!

Good thing you’re social distancing then, isn’t it?!?

That’s the way the fat-a$$ Aunty bounces.

In point of fact, old girl, I couldn’t warm up to you if we were cremated together.

She is out of Spanish Fly?

“Like” meaning “fond of,” or “like” meaning “similar to”? (Because some people just can’t like you if you’re not similar to them.)

As that like as in appreciate or as in appear similiar?

I think you meant ‘tolerate’.

So don’t be surprised if there’s bitch slaps all around!

Good. Don’t ever take it again!

xxx

Some nights, there just ain’t enough Beer in the world.