Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for September 24, 2020

Oh, sure he’s not obsesses. Mmm hmm.

“My Preciousssss”

I’m convinced coffee has caused his brain to shrink in size!!

Aah, priorities.

I always forget. Is the motto of the NCA “Touch my coffee and lose a finger” or “I’ll give you my coffee when you pry it from my cold, dead hands”?

It must be really good coffee.

Touch my Nuclear Coffee and you could lose a finger, but only if you stick it in

If I need to stir it, I use an unobtainium spoon

Not even slightly funny.

It MUST be Swiss. Best coffee in the world…even in train stations and ice rinks.

I know that feeling…

By the time the week’s over it’ll be cold… Or it’s not as good as he thought…

My dad would say, “touch it, and pull back a bloody stump.”

I think it’s time for an intervention.

Yeah, he’s obsessed alright!

Coffee cocaine. I want some.

Ah! So here’s the conflict! I was wondering when it would come around!

Okay. Houston, we have a problem…..

Talk about being obsessed!!!!

Is the cup made out of chocolate? Because, if it is, I totally get it. :)

Yes, it is possible to be “addicted” to coffee. Caffeine shows habituation and withdrawal like other addictive drugs. Fortunately, most studies (studies always vary) show positive benefits from coffee (if not specifically from caffeine) used in moderation. Coffee was banned in some Middle Eastern countries when it was first used. Apparently, the elders did not want the young folk staying up late doing who-knows-what and dragging themselves into work the next day. Many believe coffee was the “edge” that allowed modern Western civilization to “reprogram” our periods of activity and concentration to our own schedule. Note that while caffeine DEFINITELY stimulates activity and intellectual production, it does not do so INDEFINITELY. When that second espresso makes you sleepy, it’s Nature way of telling you to LIE DOWN. :)

We should call that coffee The Shining.

I’d like to know where Adam is going with this. We know he was just tortured by his sweet daughter with duct tape. Maybe this is some sort of revenge on she and the rest of the family that just stood by and let it happen. Don’t know how, but that’s all I got for now. Anyone else have any ideas?

“Not a finger!” “The Old Man” Shepherd…