Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 23, 2020

Getting your victories where you can, Ralph?

It says “one of you will have to get off.”

It says Ralph is exactly the right weight—for an aircraft carrier.

I miss Ralph arguing with his neighbor plotlines

Really Ralph, you’re taking this ‘W’?

Any excuse to eat ice cream is Okay……

Scales did not use to NEED batteries.

I can’t believe he can even see the scales.

LOL my hero