Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 22, 2020

better take the sir to his home, officer, before he causes a ruckus

@Number Three Today’s strip Is funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp has found himself between the Devil and the deep blue sea , any route he takes will get him wet , but the only thing Andy wants to get wet is his whistle with a pint of beer :o) my avatar is my surname Grech’s Coat of Arms, do you have one and I wonder if Andy has one :o) how was your day? ours should be busy but calm I hope but we are eagerly waiting for tomorrow to take Bella to the vet’s appointment , on a lighter note when I still lived at home I used to take a bath like Andy used to in the older strips in a tin tub with water heated by boiling kettles of water :o) stay safe and thanks for caring pal

Will the Drunk Tank do Sir ?

“Show me the way to go home, I’m tired and I want to go to bed, had a little drink about an hour ago, and it went right to my head, (hic).”

Off to the Capp Suite in the local pokey!

Years of “experience” are of no help to our Andy here…he’s still wet behind the ears, or soon will be!

He would not know dry land if it fell on him.

Andy will be drying out in the drunk tank tonight.

Sir? Must be new to the beat.

It may well rain before Andy finds dry land. (Is that allowed in the U.K.?)

I’ve always wondered how someone who had had a few could find their own home in one of those housing developments, where all the houses on all the streets looked exactly the same!

“Sir?” That bobby doesn’t know Andy??

I’ve seen enough dry land to last me a lifetime.

I wanna cruise again! (BLEEP) Covid.

xxx

From time to time he is beyond help.

@Afficionado

Nope I don’t have a coat of arms. Would I just need to Google my surname and put “coat of arms” too?

We are still praying for Bella. I did mention a few months ago that I would never be getting a pet. I don’t want to face any possible heartbreak of getting them put to sleep when they are old.

How about a jail cell? Is that dry enough for you, Andy?

A wet bar!!!