Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 25, 2011

Who Sanchezed the chick in p3?

P3 so Peppermint Patty grew up and became a high school teacher in Milford, and Marcie is teaching 3rd grade in Detroit?

P1: There’s a pensive Gil, with his trusty mug, the cup fellow readers. P2: From the ring on Patti’s digit, Marcie got the boot. P3: Fellow teacher with a bad hormone replacemrnt program or Weird Al Yankovic.

Their mugs are full of hot water. The coffee fund has already been depleted by the heartless Hobart.

Follow this story line closely. If Gil can come up with a fix for this one…. maybe we can try it out in the real world.

Gil must be left handed. I have never seen anyone drink with their left hand let alone hold their mug like that.

Even more embarrassing, her third-graders can now beat the Pistons.

That’s Rick James in P3, the “The Superfreak” himself, doing a little community service time as a school teacher. He’sbringing a cocaine-based curriculum to Milford to improve student alertness. So far, Milford High Marching 100 high school bandhas becomestate champions. Gil Thorp, head major high-stepper and batonist. gets a raise amid payroll slashing!

Um, what does kids in Detroit getting themselves to school have to do with the Milford teachers being (allegedly) overpaid fat cats?

That teacher in D-town should hire a wake up service. Each of the 30 kids probably has at least one cell phone.

cliff 1911 U NEED A GOOD DEEEETROIT ASS KICKING