Kliban by B. Kliban for September 25, 2020

From the bark of the pork tree.

Is that Pork pop or Hog’s Head beer? I’ll bet it’s a corker, whatever it is!

It’s the other white wine.

I hear this is how the dirigible balloon got its common name. Some guy in the hanger pinched a bit of the envelope between thumb and forefinger and let it snap back. “Blimp!”

Mmmmmmm -—— poooooorrrrrrrrkk

S’Pork.

Ah, Pork, the favorite among those in D.C.

Ah, I do enjoy a nice glass of vintage swine.

I want a dog tie

Bacon flavored?

Well PORK you too! Salute!

Good thing he just happened to have his porkscrew handy.

Be sure to drink the piece of hoof at the bottom. It’s lucky! (Goes well with bacon.)

For bacon flavor you need nice peaty scotch like Laphroaig Lore.