Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 09, 2011

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    grapfhics  over 13 years ago

    tipping it will even things a bit.

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    Edcole1961  over 13 years ago

    On the plus side, his constipation is cured.

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    cdward  over 13 years ago

    He probably didn’t even bring his cell phone with him…

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago

    He really just needs some toilet paper.

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    Colt9033  over 13 years ago

    If bears talked and didn’t attack people. Properly be no one would be shooting them today.

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    DavidGBA  over 13 years ago

    Pigs are very smart, but bacon is yummy. Bears are not much into attacking people, we have to stupid up to it most days. Occasionally someone accidentally gets between Mom and cub, but that’s life! Some days you eat the bear, but … . I like the Native American attitude toward meat eating, respectful but not silly!

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    Digital Frog  over 13 years ago

    I thought bears did it in the woods…

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    ishannon5289  over 13 years ago

    sure give a sporting chance. Take the gun than give him a brief head start before you catch and devour him.

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    darrenmparr  over 13 years ago

    @ RCMinor Given that an adult male buffalo stands nearly 6.5 feet high and weighs up to 2 tonnes, Native Americans relied on brains for a successful hunt. For example, the Native Americans knew that bison will follow their leader blindly, so they would don buffalo skins and trick the bison into stampeding to their deaths over a cliff where other tribe members waited to carve the carcasses. Native American hunting techniques typically meant they only killed what they could use; and their tribes used absolutely every part of the buffalo. The rawhide was used to construct shields, saddles and moccasins, hair fluffed up pillows and made sturdy ropes and the brain was used to tan hides, which were then used in many applications.

    Its not all about the tongue RC.

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